Chat up lines to pull in Montreal
Funny, I found the best chat up lines used in Montreal. I like this one 'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'. Short and efficient!!!;-)
Montreal Mirror - Best of Montreal 2003 Readers Poll : Nightlife: "Best pickup line
1. Hello
2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
3. How you doing?
4. Love your hair
5. Can I buy you a beer?
Honourable mentions: I want to be the cow that grazes in your field I think I pulled my groin I shat twice today I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you I bet you $20 that you will reject me tonight I got two inches of hard cock for you My name is Ninja Slut and I'm an action porn star I've been waiting for a long time for someone like you to have sex with me Do you like girls or guys? Can I get you a juicy pussy? Can I buy you a spatula? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash? Please, please, please can we have sex? Are you one of the Baldwin Brothers? Are you William Shatner? Hi, I can pick my nose with my tongue Gimme your phone number now before I change my mind Hello, I'm Todd Van der Hayden You know, I m not a player, I'm actually looking for a real relationship "
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