Can't Think STR8!...

The blog for the twisted friends of mine.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I swear I've never used any of these:10 Terrible pick-up lines: "1. There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
2. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
3. Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
3. Bond. James Bond.
4. Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes.
5. I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?
6. Haven't I seen you on the cover of Playboy?
7. I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Wow! Are those real?
10. You look so good, I could drink your bath water! "

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